Are we in a gay sports bar?
I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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