from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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