This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
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stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
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Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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