Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
i spelled "betch" that way on purpose, don't question my abilities as a drunk texter
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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