i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
this just has baby written all over it
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
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Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
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I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
You did what with his pubic hair?
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