Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
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