I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
I came so hard my ears popped.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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