I woke up naked in my living room and my mom was next to me like we need to talk
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
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he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
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Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
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