No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
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Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
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He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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