Are we in a gay sports bar?
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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