Whats the glycemic index on semen?
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
I can't turn off my feet"
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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