? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
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