Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
The best revenge is premature balding
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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