ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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