apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
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