I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
Someone stole a lamp last night.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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