would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
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stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
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I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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