Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
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Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
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I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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