if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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