also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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