I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
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Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
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Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
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