white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
See, the Lortab wasn't working enough, so I thought "hey, vodka can speed that up! That's how science works!" Which probably should've been my indication that the Lortab was in fact working
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
It's not a walk of shame if you run
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