I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
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