Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
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