I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
