Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
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