Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
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You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
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CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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