Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
now i know why i became what i already was.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
Randomize
