I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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