dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I really don't understand how I cannot figure out how to work a fucking can opener when I'm hungover. Yet I still retained the ability to take a perfectly symmetrical picture of my erect penis and send it to every person in Matt's contacts the night before.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
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