His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
This show inspires me to have sex in space
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
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