THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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