Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
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