so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
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