I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
It was confusing and full of hummus
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
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I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
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Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
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