Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
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Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
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I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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