I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
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Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
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Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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