I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
Randomize
