ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
I touched a dick in church today
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
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