did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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