The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
i was born a porn star she said
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
Randomize
