4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
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