my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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