Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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