I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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