Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
Woke up next to a tiki torch spooning a plastic flamingo on a welcome mat i've never seen before with a "happy valentines day" balloon tied to my wrist, oh yeah and "i am a cougar" is written on my chest in sharpee and all the kitchen furniture is upside down...
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
I need mimosas to revive my soul
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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