I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
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So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
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i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
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