So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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