Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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