I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
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I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
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i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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