All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
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If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
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The paramedics were not my fault this time.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
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