Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
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If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
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dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
At a bar in the city and the whole place starting singing “Happy Birthday” to someone. Everyone but me. The person next to me leaned over and said, “Why didn’t you sing along?!?” I responded, “I don’t know him. I don’t give a shit if he has a happy birthday.”
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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