I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
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Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
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I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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