I'm drive I can fine osifer
seriously iPhone. stop autocorrecting all my fucks into ducks. you're making all my strong worded texts look harmless and adorable.
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
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