My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
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